date idea: take them to the zoo and ask “what kind of horse is that?” every time you see an animal
*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out
How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?
Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.
You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows
so my friend and I got Japanese food today and her fortune said
your greatest danger will be your stupidity