this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.