Don't Stop Me Now

verylittlebird:

date idea: take them to the zoo and ask “what kind of horse is that?” every time you see an animal

(via maj0raswrath)

grinderman2:

rebellious-hufflepuff-love:

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

(via thehalfbloodprinceofbelair)

thebluths:

so my friend and I got Japanese food today and her fortune said

your greatest danger will be your stupidity